ir·reg·u·lar a garment that failed inspection

They built me for a colder year

Printed across the chest. Said out loud at the end.

Five pieces

Everything here was made wrong on purpose.

The cotton is heavier than it needs to be. The colour is garment-dyed, so it comes out slightly different every run. Nothing on the outside says who made it.

None of it passed. All of it shipped.

Nothing is
for sale yet

Five pieces, made once. The list hears first.